— How to Make a Martin Freeman, An Easy Step by Step Recipe. —

How to Make a Martin Freeman, An Easy Step by Step Recipe.

You will need the following ingredients:

  • Half a basket of calm kittens
  • Half a basket of raging kittens
  • Jam
  • One Jumper(medium or large size will do fine)
  • One BAFTA

Cooking Instructions:

Take one calm kitten and apply just enough jam to make the kitten sticky then stick it to one raging kitten. Continue to do this, staggering the raging kittens with the calm ones to get the right amount of both rage and cute. When all the kittens are combined take them and apply one last layer of jam to achieve enough stickiness to keep the kittens attached to the wool(or cotton) of the jumper. Put the whole thing into the jumper. 

Garnish with a BAFTA.

I was going to make a real life how-to video but my half sister wont allow me near her kittens.