What if Sherlock comes back to London on the third year anniversary of his death and as he is walking past barts he looks up in time to see John jumping. Just before John hits the ground he sees Sherlock. John is still alive but in a coma and now its Sherlock who is the one waiting three years.

I can’t get this plot bunny out of my head but I haven’t been able to write it. It has probably been done before Xo

I ship “Shertson.”

Sherlock Holmes/The Purple Shirt of Sex/John Watson.

— How to Make a Martin Freeman, An Easy Step by Step Recipe. —

How to Make a Martin Freeman, An Easy Step by Step Recipe.

You will need the following ingredients:

  • Half a basket of calm kittens
  • Half a basket of raging kittens
  • Jam
  • One Jumper(medium or large size will do fine)
  • One BAFTA

Cooking Instructions:

Take one calm kitten and apply just enough jam to make the kitten sticky then stick it to one raging kitten. Continue to do this, staggering the raging kittens with the calm ones to get the right amount of both rage and cute. When all the kittens are combined take them and apply one last layer of jam to achieve enough stickiness to keep the kittens attached to the wool(or cotton) of the jumper. Put the whole thing into the jumper. 

Garnish with a BAFTA.

I was going to make a real life how-to video but my half sister wont allow me near her kittens.


How does he do it? How can he hold his heart in his hands like that without leaving a trail of blood everywhere he goes? 
—The Progress of Sherlock Holmes 

Oh good lord! I saw this and my mouth hung open and I started crying which turned into bawling. My mum was sitting across the room watching TV, now she is looking at me asking if I am okay and looking at me as if I’ve gone and turned into a a complete nutter.
How do I explain to her that I am crying more over the supposed death of a fictional character than the death of her brother!? I am a horrible person. Fuck.

How does he do it? How can he hold his heart in his hands like that without leaving a trail of blood everywhere he goes? 

The Progress of Sherlock Holmes 

Oh good lord! I saw this and my mouth hung open and I started crying which turned into bawling. My mum was sitting across the room watching TV, now she is looking at me asking if I am okay and looking at me as if I’ve gone and turned into a a complete nutter.

How do I explain to her that I am crying more over the supposed death of a fictional character than the death of her brother!? I am a horrible person. Fuck.

— Just a little bit of live blogging —

Okay so I finally gave in and decided to check out the BBC Sherlock series. It was sort of a pain to find a stream link that works. After looking at all my usual illegal sites I found that PBS is streaming them! XD

Series 1 Episode 1

At this moment I am 48mins in and I have been laughing/yelling incoherently so loud I woke my brother up.

All I can think is when are they going to kiss! I mean god damn they just had the boyfriend talk! GGaahhhblr!

Sherlock has broken my brain. I’m just sitting here giggling at the screen with my hands on my face like a child.

I am going to do another whole post about Johns limp because I have a lot of opinions about it.

God damn will they fuck already?!

I kinda don’t like how they are portrayed to get along so well I mean they did just meet yesterday but they are totally shagging already. Oh well it’s hot so I don’t care.

I wish John had his limp for a little longer, I would have loved to read fan fics about how they got around it while shagging(oh shut up at least it isn’t necrophilia)

Good lord they are SO going back to the flat to have ‘you shot a man’ sex. I KNOW IT.

God damn my brain, it’s dead.